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Did he mention the Epstein files?

A lot of people are saying this is most sweeping spew of irrelevant superlatives ever applied to a land mass. Or something.

Trump gots the sniffols' again? Seems a bit amped up. Snowing in DC?

We are all dumber

This is so embarrassing. Is he deaf or going deaf? Why is he yelling. So delusional

The guy who tosses the R word around.

Don’t they know they have to turn the mics down when they give him extra strength Adderall?

America your being fuck without vaseline. Simple. He’s doing a tv show .

Yeah, things looked pretty dire for the economy:

‪ Didn't y'all just love Trump's "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU MORONS THANKING ME YET?" speech? What the fuck did they juice him up with to put on THAT performance? Or did they somehow get Steven Miller to inhabit his body for 20mins?

Who needs SNL?

I used to think Trump was a total moron but now I'm not sure he's that smart.

Yeah. Because we’re literally a dumpster fire. 🔥

President Sniffy McAdderall

“We’re the hottest country in the world” sounds like vintage Paris Hilton.

Sure Donald ... it was a mess.. not

Yeah.... somebody put grandma to bed.

Trump keeps spewing that mendacious crap on a loop, like a drunk old retread at the end of the bar.

Exclamation marks required, not periods.

Never thought America would end like this.

Surprised he didn't say "almost as hot as my daughter". Why do we all have to live through this mess? Bloody hell.

Hot as in "this is hell" hot?

He had a bunch of puppy uppers!

What a dumb stupid loser. Makes me ashamed to be a human.

This is narrative, he is the greatest and others have to bend the knee in front of him

Yes, it's a life long addiction. Then his babysitter has to give him benzos and 😴💤

Sorry!😢

He speaks to his cult who think he’s the only source of truth.

Climate change will do that

"Our country was on the edge of an abyss, but it has taken a step foward" (Brazilian 1960s joke).