I bought a wooden whistle...
But it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle.
But it steel wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle.
But it steel wouldn't lead me whistle.
So I bought a copper whistle.
But the copper steel wouldn’t lead me whistle.
So I bought an iron whistle.
But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle.
And now I tin whistle.