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As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all.

10/10/26, 4:31 pm6 reposts44 likes

Pied Piper probably would be a good career choice either.

Only if I can find enough rats willing to follow me. Turns out people are harder to lead than rodents. (Sometimes I'm not sure there's a difference.)

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Good one

I knew I shouldn’t have put “Rigger” as part of my CV when I applied for a job at the Electoral Office 👷🏼‍♂️👷🏼👷🏼👷🏼👷🏼👷🏼👷🏼

The Electoral Office hiring a rigger is either the most honest job posting in political history or the most accidentally accurate.