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hi frank. i mean mysterious person i definitely didn't just talk to about this today. mysterious frank. fuck. i mean person i don't know and definitely wouldn't tag like @trashheapmyths.bsky.social AAAH JEEZ once i start slippin' up i just can't stop

Carson made them badminton rackets. Sykes has a cruel way with drop shots

ay... i could ship that

and she loves YOU, random citizen

she kind of already carries two of them (knife and watch but hers aren't magic). magic watch would probably be her first choice. briefly stopping time is pretty unbeatable for a spellcaster's purposes, PLUS if she ever drops a sandwich off a balcony or something she's got a chance at retrieval

this is on me for putting him in the war

Jack Carson is a natural comedian but he is also a father, so,

could Elly make a forever weed potion? #PotionStandStory

THIS IS INCREDIBLE especially given the medium and i love the eggbug and Dark Elly's face and IS THAT THE FOREVER WEED POTION DSLKJGFLGJLFJDSLGH #PotionStandStory

(mirrors u to show solidarity)

i'll let you be the judge of that, anon (i think Kell and Elemere are the worst here though personally) (i can handle neither anchovy nor olive)

it exists, but it's difficult, and practitioners are spread pretty thin. it mostly just accelerates natural healing processes, so it can be a lifesaver, but it's not a perfect cure for a lot of things. it's also pretty easy to fuck up with it and just kill someone accidentally lol

(all that said: if you know a healer they could make something tiny and extremely annoying like a hangnail vanish almost instantly so it is in some ways an actual miracle)

probably a bunch of 'em all over the place! it used to be several different nations. somewhere in my notes i've also written down "Elemere is probably building a Neuschwanstein" LOL. like, an extremely fanciful fairytale luxury castle for him to vacation in and/or be forever-king in eventually 😂

this is excellent. this is a 10/10 Petra. she looks like she just saw an incredible prank opportunity, or maybe managed a pun that made one of the boys Actually Mad At Her

this excellent Catwick is both evocative of Alastor's personality and also TERRIFYING, HE HAS ACHIEVED AN UPRIGHT FORM, HIDE YOUR TUNA, HIDE YOUR CRINKLY PAPER, I THINK HE CAN PROBABLY OPEN DOORS

not to be confused with Sonic the Hedgehog of course. Snoic Heghodg seems like has a more gentle personality. look at his wide eyes and little :3 mouth. i feel like he'd be bamboozling to Eggman

everybody read Kattabolt right nyeow kattabolt.com

(also FYI apparently strawpage is taking A WHILE to show some of these to me, so like, if you sent me one and it's been days and i haven't answered it, i may just not be able to see it yet lmao. apparently Money Alex took DAYS to arrive)

we are both sick and twisted, anon

she did kinda like to mess with him. also since part of his job as her mentor was to teach her to hide herself from psychic perception, he might have just assigned jumpscares as homework lmao #ironcompany

i legit thought about this for almost 24 hours and tbh it's hard to quantify for most, because a lot of them were... in a war. turns into a thorny philosophical problem. that said, i think the record-holder is probably Elemere, who has destroyed A. countless lives and B. two countries' economies

1. strawpage is a website made out of straw. 😎 2. currently it's Alastor. the more serious a character is, the funnier it is to draw them silly or put them in Situations, and i like drawing his swoopy hair. i also love drawing all the Excitable Chaos Gremlin Girls (Poppy/Lily/Child Petra)