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Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: at the summer camp where kids spend a week building a treehouse and then spend the last night watching horror movies and sleeping in it; i'm the jagged foot-long bit of 2x4 that was only a quarter-turn away from impaling that teen volunteer in the head

(instead the broad side of it just smacked me in the forehead; they fired me from volunteering for swearing)

Wow, that’s wild

yeah our job was to demolish them so the next batch of kids could have a go; a freak occurrence that i didn't get hurt badly on top of another freak occurrence in the first place probably not the best idea to have 13-year-olds doing that kind of thing unsupervised lol

Yeah multiple dimensions of wtf