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This is just wrong. So is laughing and sharing it.

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Ha ha 😂 Decisions, decisions!

doesn't appear to be any missing pieces

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😂😂 I have often wondered about this symbol. The Romans used this uniquely horrifying way to kill people. If they had been aficionados of hanging or beheading, would nooses or ax & block be hung on church walls or enshrined in stained glass? Seems pretty gory to me.

Lmaooo

Jeffrey Dahmer's roommate....some assembly required

When I saw this I laughed and literally said “Oh, Jesus!”

''Some assembly Required''

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Thanks for the laugh. 😄

Lmao the human body cannot be nailed on a cross through the hands and the feet and be expected to not fall off. Even the son of God had to deal with gravity

Oh dear….

I had to stop the movie I'm watching, laughed through some dialogue.

Never put Jesus in Goal. He always gets nailed on crosses.

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That is actually pretty deep if you think about it from a theological perspective.

YEHOVA…YEHOVA…YEHOVA…🤣

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the mallet is metric

Inaccurate: it should be an allen wrench, not a hammer

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Well, it is Good Friday 😂😂😂

Stole this from somewhere here on BS to use at an appropriate time…

And for the kids…

Welp...yeah idk what I'd do 🤣🤣🤣

Ok that was a pretty good pun. That fixed my shitty day a good bit

oof

Jesus won't ever work in Israel again; the last time he was there, the government crucified him with tax.

Schober bout to do a reenactment.

A comedian once asked “ who would want to belong to a club or organization whose symbol is a guy who has been to tortured and killed nailed to a cross?”

Hands or wrists?

??? Er, more of a checklist IMO.

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2026 ancestry is battling on the field and trying to deliver a message. Like a hologram telepathy..

@3dgoose.bsky.social

I got one for ya: Q: What's the difference between Jesus on the cross and a picture of Jesus on the cross? A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus on the cross...

Done....

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And the winner is Patsy!!! Omg. I needed a good laugh! 😂

I am glad we found each other, we need more dark humor around here

I remember some years ago... OK decades ago, a comedian on NPR from Puerto Rico mentioning his aunt had a job at a crucifix factory. Her job, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, was nailing Jesus to the cross.

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Hey buddy,cross your legs,this is our last nail.

I had a cross like this and Jesus and fallen off. I just could not for the life of me put him back on so, I donated it to a church.