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Santa coming from the North Pole is no coincidence just like the mix with Saint Nicolas. This being Odin or Wodan was a hard concept to sell to Christians The Easter bunny and searching for eggs is a forest spirit thing and eggs that could be found because of spring. The chocolate is marketing

My elderly roommate loves peeps so every Easter I get a batch for him, it's kind of a tradition now. This year I came across chocolate dipped strawberry peeps so I had to get him some. I told him I think they look like they're sitting in a cow pie. Peeps taste like crap IMO anyway

An atheist Easter 🐣. Hey, that’s what I was thinking 🤔! CHOCOLATE 🍫!! 🤘💙💛💀💛💙🤘

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But what about Far Easter bunnies? Or Easterling bunnies?

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How does this affect the timeline

This is so perfect I do not know what to say in response.

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Well, that answers some questions about Easter. And raises several others.

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And aunt Holy Ghost.

And aunt holy ghost

“…er, us.”

Is this fake news?

Beware the "Trojan" bunny

Well, they always said Jesus was black.

𝑺𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆! And I am all here for it.

Holy Toledo!

"No no, this is the lamb of God." "It's a rabbit." "Oh yeah."

Maybe he is croaking...finally..I am practicing my HAPPY DANCE...

I love the bunnies and eggs associated with Easter! It's so nice to see the embrace of paganism.

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Run AWAY

Christians stealing pagan Spring fertility rituals for their own. Happy Eostre!

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Cute.

Cute.

Cute!

"Well, you don't have to bite my head off."

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This took me a second!

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It at all. lol. Not even close

And, yea, did they feast upon the chocolatey flesh of that which was the god of fertility and kawaii

Is it hollow solid chocolate?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶yes please

The bunny: "Now consume my flesh."

Glory! Hallelujah! God is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hate to admit, took me a few seconds to understand ….

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somewhere some kid is biting the ears off of Jesus

Would be a real let-down if it were hollow. 😎

More realistic. And tasty.

did he see his shadow? will we have another 6 weeks of winter?

Thanks I needed a laugh!! Any knock knock jokes lol!

Didn’t see tat one coming

Oy! Jesus said I could have it now that he wouldn’t be needing it anymore!

And lo, the disciples chewed off the bunnies ears and consumed them

Believe!

That is not a chocolate bunny on Easter morning. It still has its ears and tail.

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Now this is a rabbit hole

The Christians stole Easter from the Pagans. It was a traditional celebration of fertility, and rabbits and eggs were used as tokens if fertility...

"Run Away!"

LOL Patsy...thanks...why you are at it...

Let's see who can avoid biting the ears off first

😂 Wishing a joyful and meaningful Easter to all you real Christians out there, who follow your Saviour's words even when it's unpleasant for you. We see you. 💙

Eat it!

Lmao

In the UK, it's hard not to think of the Rabbit of Caenbannog.

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Love it.

Start with the ears

Monty Python was right. The Killer Rabbit does exist.

Jesus Christ would find humor in this. Happy Easter 🐣 to all. Tomorrow is the day Of his resurrection. Praying for peace and our missing airman.💙

A golden calf / bunny would be more appropriate

I don’t get it …

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Chocolate Jesus by Tom Waits

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Maybe that’s why they decided to call him Jesus..?

Jesus Christ!

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Love it!

Jesus...would you look at that!😄

Legit. Is it at least chocolate?

Oh F*ck! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹✡️

Now that is something I would believe. 😁

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Easter has risen.🐰

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LOL!!