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God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually

theonion.comGod Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating ContinuallyTHE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that...

It's fine, you only go blind if your Catholic. A nun told me so.

21/2/26, 5:55 pm0 reposts2 likes

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It's not like blindness would stop me.