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“The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican

theonion.comMike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation MittsWASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...

He still cheats by keeping the phone in his pants on vibrate.

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