The Onion@theonion.com“The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican theonion.comMike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation MittsWASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...21/7/26, 11:00 pm·137 reposts·1.3K likes
Rose🌹@iranphotos.bsky.social22 JulyIs it too late to give Louisiana back to France just to get rid of this guy? 😁13
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