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David why did I have to read this

mayonnaise for easterrrrrrr

I think instead of a jar it should come in a block like butter and we have a toothpaste dish

Oh. Oh I hate this post. I hate this post so, so much.

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and mayonnaise should come in a tube like toothpaste

"David Szymanski, you stand before this court accused of being FUKKEN BASED. How do you plead?"

... The mental image of mayo in the place of toothpaste...

nothing's stopping you from squeezing out a bunch of tubes into a ball jar! don't let the lack of industrial availability get in the way of your dreams

You know, you might actually be onto something here...

ok...

Thanks I hate this

Just use mayonnaise as your toothpaste.

Thank you for this intermission between the political posts and everyone's dogs dying. Like actually.

I've seen something similar but it was a powder you dip your toothbrush in. Not this brand though

I mean you can get mayonnaise in a squeeze tube in Japan, so may as well even it out 😆

Weird way to announce a Dark Souls 2 stream, but sure.

Mayonnaise comes in a jar?

how can something be so wrong yet I can kinda see the point here...

toothpaste but in those soap dispensers you see in public restrooms

Gonna dunk my toothbrush in the toothpaste jar - all set!

Already exists!

Make your own goop from the powder

I hate this. *slow clap* Bravo, that's an image that'll be haunting me until... ...well, until I manage to creatively exorcize the "jar of toothpaste" somehow, good lord!