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the "video game character boobies are too small now!!!" coalition isn't quite as durable as political experts had assumed in 2024?? interesting

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

Frustrated younger, male voters feeling locked out of the economy and diminishing opportunities are rapidly abandoning the Republican coalition, or straight up opting out of political action altogether

bloom.bgYoung Men Who Helped Get Trump Elected Are ‘Blackpilling’ Out of PoliticsFrustrated by the war in Iran and rising costs, the coalition of young men courted by the GOP is poised to sit out the midterms

21/10/26, 12:04 pm30 reposts220 likes

ESG Hound

@esghound.com

political analysis in 2027 will move to shaking the character model back and forth in the penis type selection screen in cyberpunk 2077 to determine which dong model (A, B, C, D) wiggles in sync best with the femme voice actor demo lines

ESG Hound

@esghound.com

james carville interview, August 2028: "I SAW OVER 2000 DONGS DURING THE 1992 CLINTON CAMPAIGN AND I AM TELLING YOU AS AN EXPERT THAT AN UNCIRCUMCISED WEINER SIMPLY CREATES TOO MUCH ADDITIONAL AIR DRAG FOR ME TO BELIEVE WE CAN EXPAND FOOD STAMPS PAYMENTS"

Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex

@gswrites.bsky.social

I can think of something else these guys could "blackpill themselves" out of and save us all a lot of hassle in decades to come.

STEMthebleeding

@stemthebleeding.bsky.social

Doesn't matter how big the game boobies are if nobody can afford the hardware to play the game anymore.