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eva (^_^)/
@eva.computer

if u die in america the Founders weigh your heart against a hamburger, if it is lighter you may work off your debts in heaven, but if it be heavier you are fed to a bald eagle

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jfc
@jfc.ninja

and if you are a true patriot, you consider it an honor to be fed to the eagle

eva (^_^)/
@eva.computer

many say it is the transcendent ideal of a hamburger and not a hamburger as we perceive them with our mundane earthly senses, but they are fools, it is a wendys baconator