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if u die in america the Founders weigh your heart against a hamburger, if it is lighter you may work off your debts in heaven, but if it be heavier you are fed to a bald eagle

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@favourite-sinner.bsky.social

Okay but what kind of burger? Is it like a McDouble or a Quarter Pounder? Or a Big Mac? Or a Big N Tasty? Or a McDLT?

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@eva.computer

many say it is the transcendent ideal of a hamburger and not a hamburger as we perceive them with our mundane earthly senses, but they are fools, it is a wendys baconator

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@favourite-sinner.bsky.social

You know If I had to pick a quintessential fast food burger To be the American burger That's a top 3 contender