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If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

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If Iran were to successfully target AWS server farms the internet and online economy would be decimated. Or maybe even quatrated? Bi-ated? What's a word for destroying, like, half or more of something?

I think you need to purchase a large box of copies of Dune so that when the feds turn up asking about this post you can give them each a copy and say "Read this. It will explain everything". That should buy you a few months to make your escape. (I assume they are not quick readers.)

THAT is the way to stop a war: attack the largest corporations on the earth. That would create oligarch pressure to stop the war and not start another. Bomb them in the pocketbook. Shoot them in the stock exchange. Punch them in the profits.