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Fun fact: Christopher Columbus never set foot in present day United States, whereas Fabio spent most of his life here, and was WAY more hunkier.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

12/10/26, 10:02 pm23 reposts177 likes

I think Columbus did set foot in what is now Puerto Rico but still, fuck that guy. Fabio is better.

an italian stallion who hasn't (a brief googling reveals) done any crimes against humanity? feels like a slam dunk.

And at least in my experience a genuinely nice person