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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.

NPR@npr.org

Newly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.

n.prElon Musk brags about using "lasers from space" to elect Trump in 2024, texts showNewly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.
Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

not that I think Elon Musk actually has space lasers, I just think he’s an evil mass-murdering piglet who does too many drugs

Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

if only there was a way to transfer all that energy dedicated to hating Jewish people just for being Jewish to hating Elon Musk just for being Elon Musk, which he actually deserves

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Raging Spirit
@ragingspirit.bsky.social

...And now there's a whole resistance slop genre dedicated to Musk's space lasers, when when they are just interconnect between Starlinks... Everything's so dumb. Also, "the matrix" has a very distinct smell.

Plognark
@plognark.bsky.social

Do you think he’s just like that, or do you think he was zooted out of his gourd when he wrote that? Or perhaps the two states have collapsed into one and are now indistinguishable

Piper
@the-pied-piper.bsky.social

I am once again asking you to endorse my dragon hunting policy platform.

Piper@the-pied-piper.bsky.social

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.