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I 💝 it....& Not just for Xmas..

After taking your seat belt off and accelerating? Yeah, I feel ya.

Appropriate reaction.

But did you drive into a Christmas Tree? 🤔 😆

🤣

That only happens to me when I look at her.

How was it?

You can’t park there, mate.

Damn dude. You know the radio has knobs, right?

Wham's "Last Christmas" will then for sure be the nail in the coffin (or the nail in the tree).

Thanks for saying I didn't crash hard enough.

Totally fair

All I want for Christmas is a Yew

Is everybody else on the bus ok?

The only logical reaction.

Were you noticing a significant lack of presents under this tree

Don’t blame you.

It’s time!!

I'm ok with joy, talent, and love. I'm not ok with having to deepthroat that god damn song every 10 minutes for the last 3 decades.

Not sure what joy, talent, or love has to do with THAT song. 😋

Understood

It's less dramatic to change radio stations

Christmas is canceled this year anyway Everything is too fucked for merriment

I pull martini glasses out of the glove box when I hear it.

I can't drive but her music also makes me want to drive into trees

It was your only option.

My new game is to switch it to the loudest, most obnoxious song I can find. Metallica was the winner most recently.

Coffee came out of my nose. I quit listening to commercial radio decades ago because of the very short playlists and the endless repetitions.

That would do it

talk about WHAMageddon!

Understandable

As any reasonable person would.