"Spooky" Gene Rayburn

This technology is amazing

Another impossible beauty standard for women

#Bjork eating a strawberry is interesting.

Important cat things

I want to think differently. I keep trying a little bit day by day. #change

good morning to everyone out there but especially good morning to the successful and attractive person reading this

Peanut butter in a tube! Thanks to @ygrene.bsky.social for this inspiration.

perfect, no notes

I call it a documentary.

#Bjork is real excited for Tuesday, as am I. (sarcasm)

I need a new hobby, maybe I’ll become one of those guys who like to get kicked in the balls.

True.

Enshittification

Me and my regular group who like my posts

Not to brag but I know a thing or two about fuckin' shit up.

Seth is a name that sounds like it should be short for something but it isn't which is why I don't trust them

dying from too many one-liners is being sentenced to death

I need whatever it is that gives cats energy when they get the zoomies

If Trump really wants to serve a third term he should have to run against Obama

Doctor Doolittle Between My Legs

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

Monochrome Monday and here I am with my long microphone and a contestant in 1973.

Michael Clayton Between My Legs

Bring the action.

It's Monday morning, time for quick #Bjork collage

Kamala Harris could just go away.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Early morning #Bjork

Getting late.

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I’ll just be handing out razorblades

Him, singing: all you need is l- Me: lots of cheese

(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.

#Bjork is in her (real) bathroom.

I said…SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE HARD OF HEARING

let's be roommates who die together. tombmates.

I have succumbed

Here is David Byrne for no reason.