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Petty gripe: There is an influencer genre of “barbers who make sad bald guys happy by giving them combovers” and they are only prolonging the agony of their victims.

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“Give me back my confidence.” Bro, you are now committing fraud. You must now live in terror of the slightest breeze. This ends with you combing three scraggly threads across your skull and thinking it works. Do not deny yourself the glory of acceptance

"prolonging the agony of their victims"... As a septuagenarian, bald BTW, *STILL* can't fathom why loss of head hair is considered "agony"... Or anything else related to "detrimental"... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙄 Fucking get over your stoopid perceived testosterone-related hyper-virile-wannabe idiocy. FFS. 🤡🫏🖕💩🖕💩

Balding is not an agony if you accept it as a part of a normal aging process. Balding is only an agony if you spend years of your life fighting the inevitable every step of the way because your sense of identity is tied up in how much hair you have. Think Patrick Stewart vs. William Shatner.

Decades ago one of my bald uncles grew out his hair ridiculously long on one side to do the combover thing. He was furious when a barber “accidentally” cut it off one day but the rest of the family breathed a sigh of relief that the sad charade was finally over.