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He keeps forgetting, Trump promised all our problems would go away on Day 1.

Freudian slip. He knows he will not be President.

Its screw heads pop off. Kind of metaphoric.

LOL titanic analogies

"Overnight, the Titanic HITS the iceberg."

Mr. Nobody

Based on their record, the Titanic has already hit multiple icebergs, sank multiple times & then they droves the submarine that exploded trying to look at the wreckage on the sea floor…

He’s really bad at this (waves vaguely).

For someone so educated, he is NOT good at thinking on his feet. Also has the charisma of a wet sock.

@mizzwelch.bsky.social

“This ship is unsinkable-ble-ble….”

The entire Cabinet. The entire Inner Circle. Anyone associated with this regime needs to realize their future ambitions are toast. Nobody forced them to be part of this shit show. It was their own choice. Now deal with it and be grateful if they’re not wearing orange jumpsuits in the future.

He can’t even get it right. Supposed to be “You can’t turn an ocean liner on a dime”.

🔥

And if they had been able to turn around, it wouldn't have taken all night, just more than the seconds that were available to them.

He has failed upward his whole life...white privilege in action...

Pratfall

Guessing he was trying to avoid "oil tanker"...