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I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This is the purest expression of gamer brain ever published. It cannot be parodied.

“all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict)” Language is so malleable! Look at it writhe!

“(3-year half-life after a 1-year grace)” A new religion is born from the ashes of the old!

Meet me… at the acclaim gate.

I’m always saying, “Players ≥ 2/3.” The group chat is always like, “Christ, Grayson, give it a rest. We know that Players ≥ 2/3.”

2/9/26, 8:37 pm0 reposts41 likes

I’ll stop. I’m just so enamored with how remarkably inhuman it all is. How funny that we’ve given up on reading in favor of the almighty number.