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Skara Brae Buddo, representation of a human figure carved from whalebone (c. 2900 – 2400 BCE)

29/9/26, 5:59 pm5 reposts32 likes

“We call it Buddo, and it will share your SSN with a stranger within one week.”

“Buddo has access to your full context, which he derives from absconding with your soul.”

“You just text Buddo, and instantly, he returns with whale blubber that he, uh—well, he got it for you. That’s all we can say.”