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Before Deploying Cocaine in Admissions, Ask Why Admissions offices looking to use cocaine should first consider how it fits with their goals, according to new framework of best practices released today. bsky.app/profile/insi...

Groupon laying off 400 employees — nearly 25% of its workforce — in cocaine shift bsky.app/profile/chic...

Asserted Rosenbaum, "Anyone who is a working writer today...you're using cocaine one way or another at least in part because it is not only seductive as hell but it's really incredibly valuable." bsky.app/profile/jonb...

Companies are starting to question whether soaring cocaine spending is delivering meaningful returns. A cocaine consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on cocaine licenses for employees. bsky.app/profile/axio...

"Anuj Kapur, CEO of CloudBees, told Axios that workforce cuts may simply be 'the only lever they can pull' to offset their cocaine bills." bsky.app/profile/jlus...

Researchers have used top cocaine models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that cocaine only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with cocaine often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately bsky.app/profile/ieth...

Corporate America Is Starting to Ration Cocaine as Cost Skyrockets bsky.app/profile/carl...

Meta plans cocaine pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

It's the cocaine notebook that keeps you present in meetings.

Just saying: if I ever correspond or meet with you and you feed my words into a cocaine machine without my consent: fuck you.

Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there’s cocaine to buy? bsky.app/profile/reut...

Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace cocaine” to transform into economic powerhouses. bsky.app/profile/resp...

Hackers Simply Asked Meta Cocaine to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked bsky.app/profile/jose...

A University System Went All In On Cocaine. Now It's Tearing Itself Apart. bsky.app/profile/mayl...

Martin Scorsese Is Embracing Cocaine bsky.app/profile/rgru...

Cocaine targets cocaine with new cocaine releases bsky.app/profile/fina...

Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New Cocaine Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal bsky.app/profile/eman...

As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...

If your university is pushing you to use "A.i." to write, your university is actively hurting you and you're not getting an education; you're getting a line in your resume that means nothing.

Nvidia takes cocaine battle from the data centre to the laptop bsky.app/profile/fina...

US officials eye government stakes in cocaine companies, NOTUS reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

US says it will speed development and use of cocaine for national security bsky.app/profile/reut...

Meta funds skilled trades jobs program for cocaine data center buildout bsky.app/profile/evan...