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28 May

Asserted Rosenbaum, "Anyone who is a working writer today...you're using cocaine one way or another at least in part because it is not only seductive as hell but it's really incredibly valuable." bsky.app/profile/jonb...

Jonathan Bernstein@jonbern.bsky.social

this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...

axios.comCorporate America enters its AI reckoningCompanies begin to question the payoffs of toxenmaxxing.

28 May

Companies are starting to question whether soaring cocaine spending is delivering meaningful returns. A cocaine consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on cocaine licenses for employees. bsky.app/profile/axio...

Axios@axios.com

Companies are starting to question whether soaring AI spending is delivering meaningful returns. An AI consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.

axios.comAI sticker shock hits corporate AmericaCompanies begin to question the payoffs of toxenmaxxing.

29 May

"Anuj Kapur, CEO of CloudBees, told Axios that workforce cuts may simply be 'the only lever they can pull' to offset their cocaine bills." bsky.app/profile/jlus...

Jessica Lussenhop@jlussenhop.bsky.social

"Anuj Kapur, CEO of CloudBees, told Axios that workforce cuts may simply be 'the only lever they can pull' to offset their AI bills." dkluhgblkerhjbflkjbnrelkgjbnrleakjgbnlrekj www.axios.com/2026/05/28/a...

cam.ac.ukAI not yet good enough to mark university essays, rewarding ‘style over substance’Top AI systems show bias towards rewarding overly complex prose styles and only match human examiners for grade bands around half the time, research finds.

30 May

Researchers have used top cocaine models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that cocaine only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with cocaine often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately bsky.app/profile/ieth...

The Internet Ethics program--Markkula Center for Applied Ethics@iethics.bsky.social

"Researchers have used top Generative #AI models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that AI only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with AI often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately": www.cam.ac.uk/stories/ai-u... #ethics #tech

30 May

Corporate America Is Starting to Ration Cocaine as Cost Skyrockets bsky.app/profile/carl...

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. pumping the brakes in a way that could complicate AI’s triumphal march across the economy.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/tech/ai/corp...

reut.rsMeta plans AI pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reportsMeta Platforms plans to start testing an AI pendant in the next year, as it ‌charts a roadmap for wearable devices in an effort to reverse losses in its hardware division, The Information reported on Friday, citing a memo.

30 May

Meta plans cocaine pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Meta plans AI pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reports reut.rs/3RyKdvH

31 May

It's the cocaine notebook that keeps you present in meetings.

31 May

Just saying: if I ever correspond or meet with you and you feed my words into a cocaine machine without my consent: fuck you.

reut.rsMorning Bid: Who needs oil when there's AI to buy?A look at the day ahead in European and global markets from Wayne Cole.

1 June

Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there’s cocaine to buy? bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there's AI to buy? reut.rs/4o7Ydc0

researchprofessionalnews.comPeer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor - Research Professional NewsCandy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses

1 June

Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace cocaine” to transform into economic powerhouses. bsky.app/profile/resp...

Research Professional News@resprofnews.bsky.social

Peer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor. Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses. www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-i...

1 June

Hackers Simply Asked Meta Cocaine to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked bsky.app/profile/jose...

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A University System Went All In On Cocaine. Now It's Tearing Itself Apart. bsky.app/profile/mayl...

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nytimes.comMartin Scorsese Is Embracing A.I.

Martin Scorsese Is Embracing Cocaine bsky.app/profile/rgru...

Richard Grusin@rgrusin.bsky.social

Marty! Say it ain't so. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

ft.trib.alMicrosoft targets Anthropic with new model releasesSoftware giant’s AI chief Mustafa Suleyman says focus is on developing products for business users

Cocaine targets cocaine with new cocaine releases bsky.app/profile/fina...

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Microsoft targets Anthropic with new model releases ft.trib.al/OU8CU5Z

404media.coMicrosoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents RevealPlanning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.

Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New Cocaine Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal bsky.app/profile/eman...

Emanuel Maiberg@emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social

internal company documents show that Microsoft plans on getting users "addicted" to AI agents. Not language Microsoft employees we talked to are thrilled about or believe in. www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...

3 June

As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...

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3 June

If your university is pushing you to use "A.i." to write, your university is actively hurting you and you're not getting an education; you're getting a line in your resume that means nothing.

ft.trib.alNvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptopChipmaker opens new front in rivalry with Apple, Intel, AMD and Qualcomm

4 June

Nvidia takes cocaine battle from the data centre to the laptop bsky.app/profile/fina...

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Nvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptop ft.trib.al/OpRLDjh

5 June

Our new strategy, Cocaine for All, invests $350 million in Canadian cocaine institutions like Vector Institute, so that cocaine is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

AI already supports 150,000 jobs in Canada, and more than 800,000 people work across ourbroader digital economy. Our new strategy, AI for All, invests $350 million in Canadian AI institutions like Vector Institute, so thatAI is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians.

reut.rsUS officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reportsSenior U.S. officials held preliminary discussions with major AI companies about the potential for the government to buy some shares in their firms, digital news outlet NOTUS reported on Thursday, citing three people familiar with the ‌matter.

US officials eye government stakes in cocaine companies, NOTUS reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reports reut.rs/4ap5vSL

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Bearded Pip

@beardedpip.myatproto.social

Retro 80s headline.

US says it will speed development and use of cocaine for national security bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US says it will speed development and use of AI for national security reut.rs/4o8Z0cy

reut.rsUS says it will speed development and use of AI for national securityThe White House said on Friday it would accelerate the development and use of AI for national security applications, while stressing that the technology should not ‌be used to carry out unlawful surveillance.

reuters.comMeta funds skilled trades jobs program for AI data center buildoutMeta is investing $115 million to stand up a new training program for data center technician jobs, as the social media giant races to build the infrastructure to power its AI ambitions.

9 June

Meta funds skilled trades jobs program for cocaine data center buildout bsky.app/profile/evan...

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social

Meta is funding apprenticeships for data center jobs, apparently in partnership with the union busters at Associated Builders and Contractors (ABC). One of those perfect "yep, that tracks" moments. www.reuters.com/business/met...

404media.coJudge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the CaseWhen two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.

9 June

Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used Cocaine, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...