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I mean that might save the rest of us a few hours a day.

One thing for sure, if Musk indeed should engage more with Tesla the shares will drop even further

10 print("Elon is smart and handsome!!!") 20 goto 10

Came here to say the same

I choked when I read this 💀

pretty funny but I don't see 0.25% of the shares making waves

Muhahaha

😆😆😆

He should have to send them a weekly email with his accomplishment list

This ain't the onion?

Somehow despite posting more than any human being alive he's still terrible at it.

Tesla engineers counter with statement "Oh Jesus Fuck No".

Day made. Thanks for sharing.

Pension funds are not large individual investors. It is state and federal employees or a few companies that still offer pensions. So working people’s money.

I dont think they can save it. it will get smaller and smaller till one of the big ones buy them

I'm sure there are people who work for his companies who don't deserve having to suffer him in person for eight hours a day

If true, thoughts and prayers!!

And we mean IN THE OFFICE. 🤣

Work he doesn't have a clue, sleeping in your comfortable office for many hours and saying you work hard doesn't count.

Do they want to make the crisis worse or what?

A) Musk has never worked a full day in his life, let alone five full days in a row. B) These are the same illiterati who backed Musk's run for shadow president, so they really are oafish enough to think Musk working five days a week would save Tesla from Musk's incompetence.

full time elon ain't gonna make tesla run any better, or do they just plan to lock him in a room with an offline ps5 and a truckload of energy drinks

Bwahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

If they really meant this, they'd make him hourly to start with

"No more videogames, mister, until you are done with your CEO homework!"

Perhaps what’s funny is the idea that Musk’s presence at the company would be an asset. He’s been a disaster at DOGE, for the same reasons as he was terrible at Tesla. bsky.app/profile/jame...

Better he only mess up one company rather then their whole portfolio.

*in the office*, since its so important.

This seems counter productive. They would be better off if he was gone.

Have they not seen him at work??

He needs to send an email every week identifying the five most important things he did.

I wish we could do polls here. I'd love to see Bluesky's opinion on whether making Musk work full time at Tesla will make the company crash faster or slower?

So they want the company to be run even worse?

omg

It would take him that much time to write five things he did.

Dude needs to be forced to write a "five things I did this week" email every Friday at the end of his in-person 40-hour week.