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Tired of the widening gyre. The gyre is wide enough

12/5/26, 4:34 pm23 reposts156 likes

Great news! Saw an ad on tv for GLP-1 for Gyres.

coming soon ... the lengthening gyre

does that tide seem blood-dimmed to you?

Gyre Narrowing 2026 is my platform.

The gyre is too damn wide

The gyre is giving goatse, as the kids would say (if they knew what goatse was)

It’s getting pretty fast too.

Please give the falconer a loudhailer.

Get some scaff on the centre.

I think the falcon needs hearing aids