Evan Stoner

I have here for you a truly staggering number of ways that you can help deserving goats in need. And I can personally vouch for this organization. pugetsoundgoatrescue.betterworld.org/auctions/psg...

Stop trying to make Raymond happen

À la recherche du temps perdududu.

Sugar is so, SO much better than it has any right to be.

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1942.

Ever struggled with deadlines, or estimating when you’ll finish? I made something to help. Here’s Soonwise! It’s a to-do list with a unique feature: it forecasts when you’ll finish your work. And it’s free to try! If you try it, please let me know! Reposts & ratings hugely appreciated ❤️

TIL: there was a stage adaptation of the Illuminatus! trilogy (which is not an adaptable work, the whole thing is basically LSD and it's like six million pages long), it was a 5-play cycle, Bill Nighy & Jim Broadbent were in it, and the set designer and an audience member went on to form The KLF.

I feel stupid for not thinking of this before

At the top of the mountain, I met the oldest, wisest frontend engineer. And I asked them, “at long last, please import to me the difference, O seasoned one, between UI, and UX.” And the wise engineer showed me this, written in bolts of lightning,

The fun thing about software is that you could absolutely suck total shit at it and still enjoy a long, distinguished career if you're determined and self-interested enough.

I’m considering acting like I think “ok” is pronounced “ock,” as a bit

Morris Day and The Time responds: "Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair.'"

Apple bottom jeans (Jack) boots with the fur

…but doctor, I _am_ Facebook Plus

“Google participates in the web standards process the way a bear participates in the ‘camping’ process.” https://wil.to/posts/googles-prompt-api/

I stand ready to go take care of my civic duty. I’m working on a special playlist.

well sure I support the culture of the West youtu.be/1wc-AQJ2MYo?...

J. Edgar Hoover ran the Bureau for 48 years. Kash Patel has been alive for 46 years.

@gruber.foo I read that cryptocurrency scam story and thought “wait, that can’t be *the* G. Love?” But it is.

Does this mans think this is Uno

If you hear cries of relief, joy, and exultation from the East, take heart; soon it will be April 9th for you as well. Blessings upon all of you on this very special day.

blep

Everybody knows Tex-Mex; what the Taco Bell menu these days presupposes is that…maybe North Dakota-Kansas instead?

@shall001.bsky.social Robin Williams sighting in the park just now

Combos are just Snausages for humans (complimentary)

My 8th-grader’s response to the new principal’s admonishments to the school over Zoom: “this could have been an email”

Shia LaBeouf (5’9”) claiming he’s got a “small man complex” is some stolen valor bullshit.

Today in weird exclave news: there’s an exclave of Uzbekistan… …entirely inside of Kyrgyzstan… …populated mostly by Tajiks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokh_District

My whole life I've assumed that the Cyrillic alphabet was invented by Saint Cyril. But no, he invented Glagolitic. Thank you for your well wishes at this challenging time.

they are bread, and hammer

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

Wonder Man is the best Marvel show in a while. Highly recommend.

McDonald’s chasing the prized hangover demographic

Sandstorm by Darude sighting

Maybe don’t get diet advice from a dude who eats literal human ears

I appreciate the strong sugarcane representation

Brandi > Charlie

“The Piña Colada Song?” Doesn’t ring a bell. Oh, you mean The Piña Colada Song’s _monster_ —

extremely pleased to learn that Zach Galifianakis will be playing Helen of Troy in Nolan’s Odyssey, establishing pure integrity and objective beauty

If it was possible to claw back $8B in lifesaving foreign aid, and $1B of public media funding, sure seems like we better claw back $180B of DHS money. You know, to run the country like a business.

“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase

The noise cancelling on AirPods Pro is really impressive at blocking out Vengabus specifically.

What kind of evil piece of shit do you have to be to be cruel to Minnesotans, of all people?

oh sure, somebody wants to be called “xe/xir” and it’s crickets, but the second _I_ want to be referred to as “the United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia” everybody’s all like “no you’re not” and “that’s illegal”

petition to move this north, do a double installation and rebrand it Ballstimore www.theverge.com/tech/864192/... @shall001.bsky.social