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i went to a small engineering school so the fratenerity culture was a bit different. One just made it a thing to put thermite on cafeteria trays and smelt them into the sidewalk. but yeah i never saw the point other than housing. you can just, be friends with people, why do you need to join a club?

Dear Lord

There are some non-residential ones that are basically just pre-professional networking like a club for all the dental students or whatever but yeah the least evil residential ones are weird and the most evil ones are basically demonic

the actual fuck

Oh dear God

first week of freshman college for me it was all over the news one of them killed some kid through pure neglect in a very similar way and it got shutdown this shit probably happens all across the country

the final word on this secret society larper shit is in twin peaks when the cops are like something serious is going down... we have to call the bookhouse boys... and then they cut to. literally the same cops but in a different building now and they are like we are no longer bound by the law lmao

Someone found a microwave at a thrift store, and we ran an extension cord out a window and stood at a safe(?) distance. Then we put objects such as CDs, lightbulbs, forks, etc into the microwave for a few seconds at a time to see what would happen. The bulb was the best, it did a glowy plasma thing.

like literally the above-board justification is to build a good ol boys network that will help make business and career connections. that's the *positive* spin on them

It’s the latently homosexual trying not to be latently homosexual

It creates lifetime ties… of abusers of entitled pricks of men who believe they can get away with anything

Pretty much all social clubs in schools are like that but frats and sororities are a like bonus extra secret level evil