therealWokeKong

therealWokeKong

@donkeykonga.bsky.social

ooooh banana

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therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Ok but the average person has been dealing with this hangover since the pandemic. I’ve never heard of a six year long hangover and now you’re telling me it can get worse???

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

GS DESK: “.. Great parties can lead to hangovers, and it’s fair to call the current environment the latter at least with regards to the AI complex. .. .. This week we saw AI Beneficiaries (GSTMTAIP) having its worst day vs SPXXAI since DeepSeek Monday ..”

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Worth noting that he’s well aware that people don’t want to buy AI products and this is him complaining that developers are required on Steam to disclose if they used AI. It’s like if your local restaurant publicly complained that they are required to disclose if they have rats in the kitchen

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com

I can't believe he's still at it, it's been days

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Yeah nah any chances of Iowa flipping blue this year are dead.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

#hangtimsweeneybyhisballsack

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

Epic Games is offering developers up to $50K to create AI-generated video games • Developers are encouraged to use AI to generate code, artwork, audio and dialogue • Participants can use unlimited AI agents to help develop their games

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Every idea out of Silicon Valley the past 15 years has just been “yeah you know that thing everyone told you to never do as a kid, like get in a car with a stranger? yeah you can pay to do that now and it’s totally unregulated”

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker.bsky.social

Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Really hate the idea that AI, made by massive billion dollar corpos, is somehow a valid tool to stick it to the corpos “I really stuck it to Nintendo” not really they’re just gonna patch the vulnerability in a week and made Anthropic richer in the process

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therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

AI will not free us from the clutches of greedy corporations because it is a tool of said greedy corporations. Just look at what AI is doing to the indie scene. Nintendo and Sony don’t care but the 5 man team that just has their unreleased game cloned by AI and listed on Steam does

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Also maybe we should stop screaming from the rooftops that you can jailbreak such and such’s product??? All you’re really doing is letting them know there’s a vulnerability in their software so they can fix it! Keep it on the down low!

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therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

I have a complete Pokédex and I can only assume that is because I used action replay at some point because I checked the boxes and half my Pokemon are the Unown variants

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

I’m never gonna delete this save because 1) it’s a historical artifact 2) there is literally no reason to play the OG diamond and pearl when Platinum exists and 3) I think said action replay messed with the cartridge a bit because it won’t boot on my 3DS

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

This game went from on my list to off my list to back on my list. This is a weird thing Chinese studios do I guess, digital only release first then a physical a few months later. Wukong did it too

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Phantom Blade Zero - Official Launch Trailer (PS5 physical edition coming in 2027) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJB...

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

No matter how you look at this there is only one conclusion: Yosemite Sam is married to Elmer Fudd, who is cheating on him with Bugs. Also m-preg

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therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

I had a later start on the DS than most kids did and didn’t get it until around 2008-2009, also owned Platinum, plus my dad figured out how to get one of those hacked DS cartridges which came with Pearl downloaded on it so it’s possible I never touched this cartridge after I first beat it

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Damn the backlash to them closing BioWare really escalated huh

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

US embassy staff and families ordered to leave Saudi Arabia, with families of embassy staff in the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Qatar and Bahrain also ordered to leave, diplomatic source tells AFP

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Between the deaths of BioWare, Ninja Theory, and Bluepoint, Ubisoft on life support, AI dweebs stealing from indie developers, massive layoffs at Microsoft, and Epic Games going all in on AI 2026 is probably the single worst year for game developers. Just nothing but bad news

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Disney is run by the biggest goofballs in history what do you mean they’re letting EA keep the Star Wars license after the utter disaster of Battlefront 2

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

"Building EA's Next Chapter" www.ea.com/news/buildin... Respawn and DICE studios are collaborating on a future project (likely Star Wars Battlefront 3)

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

In just the past month alone we lost both the Mass Effect guys and half the Halo guys. Worst year ever if you were an Xbox 360 kid thank god I was a Wii kid

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Bloomberg: Electronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

What are the odds that AI found it because AI vibe coding is what caused it in the first place

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com

Exclusive: AI just found one of the most severe online bugs ever. It puts up to 70% of the world’s websites at risk.

on.wsj.comAI Just Found a Bug That Puts Up to 70% of the World’s Websites at RiskAI tools helped find one of the most severe online bugs ever. Cyber experts are racing to patch it before hackers use AI to exploit it.
therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Good news guys my dog is helping me find the mysterious piss puddles in my house that he surely has nothing to do with. $20 and he can help sniff out any mysterious piss puddles you may not know about

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Found an Atari 2600 on eBay for $200 that includes a copy of ET and, for whatever fucking reason, a DVD copy of Adam Sandler’s Pixels I kinda wanna buy it but I’ll be out of town when it gets in and I don’t even own the right kind of TV for a console that old

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

They’re trying to turn Nikki into a modern slasher villain, like Art the Clown, except she’s so obviously the victim in the film and they just can’t stand that there’s a horror movie without easily marketable characters that they can play dolls with. They want a modern Freddy vs Jason so bad

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Hey you like Thing right? Yeah, Thing is popular? Ok cool we’re gonna squeeze the life out of it until you don’t like it anymore and then we’ll throw it in the trash heap of all the other beloved Things we’ve destroyed in the pursuit of profit.

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Each and every day I am more vindicated for being the only man on earth who was happy that Nintendo turned down Epic’s offer to put Samus in Fortnite back when they did Master Chief and Kratos.

therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social

Remember when Fortnite put the swastika dance from Peacemaker season 2 in as an emote because they didn’t know what it was supposed to be and didn’t think to run it by James Gunn. Could you imagine Link and Samus doing the Nazi fortnite emote