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Okay so with a reminder I'm not talking in kayfabe today: I do love opening my documents and just seeing a nice folder labled "Dossiers". Likes, dislikes, interests, what they've explicitly consented to, what I think they'll consent to, weak points, limits, secret desires I think I noticed...

It feels so nice??? I wonder if there is also just a kind of immense autistic relief from having detailed external memory about people

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it is actually crazy how much less anxiety-inducing things like gift giving become when you have documents like this. i just keep a document that gets updated any time someone says "oh i'd love to get that but it's not in the budget" and it takes so much stress off of birthdays and such

i will have a list of your favorite colors and hobbies and candies and every single food/drink you offhandedly mention wanting to try with recipes to make them and your address and your sizes and your favorite brands and all of this makes me seem really considerate when i'm actually just not normal