Hella, Empress of all Europe

YOU! MECHSPLO WEIRDO!! Consider famous Hellacord: -Weirdly popular -You WILL Get Worse(tm) -Crucial Hella DLC -Beautiful women are waiting to eat you

Some mechsplo for the masses: Beast Squad has the best mech pilots the Resistance has to offer. And Jester is the best of the best. Despite being an addicted, horny, chaos gremlin. But in the hands of It, a twisted Imperial scientist, Jester's mind is little more than a toy to shape to Its will

Absolutely no better time to quote post something actually.

moe serial killer second base

Charlie brown, kick the football.

Off the leash, blockhead [Roaring AUUUGH in background]

Oh you know I need to get this immediately

I'm so glad everyone just puts Airtags on their dogs. Consulted with My resident initiate of the Apple Mysteries about this for @madamdusk.bsky.social

Anyway I believe I have calmed home situation somewhat with immense effort

HEY! Buy unflavored cod liver oil right now. Make girls drink it.

Researching American folklore

there you go, pup. idle hands and all that

at USPS the mailmen fuck eachother to strengthen their warrior bonds

When trans creators are subtle, people dismiss the trans subtext as “headcanon.” When trans creators are loud and proud, people call it “obnoxious” and “cringe.” They just don’t want us to be represented in media at all. Because they don’t want us to exist at all.

shes so funny

Snuffbait but dominant, the kind of prey thing that makes normal people into slavering predators, hungry for another bite. The kind of victim that incites violence of pure hearted pacifists. The sort of sin-eater that pulls the worst thoughts out of you and makes you act on them, then forgives you.

Also findom will instead be called "houseless landlord roleplay"

Feederism will also be renamed to assisted consumerism.

Sorry slave-kink doesn't sound woke enough for the corporations so we're calling it emancipation-regression now.

just something really great about hissing out that someone's a faggot through clenched teeth while they take my cock

Your shagadelic gender. Will now be disgarded. No one can choose who they are in this world, baby.

hopping on being against queer people reclaiming faggot but only so it hits way harder when i use it like a slur in kink scenes

I read Thomas Schelling's Arms and Influence, and now I can't stop referencing it during BDSM scenes. I don't call them punishments anymore; I call them "assurances of credibility." When She says she will kill me, I warn her that I have no incentive to cooperate. Then I get punched in the stomach.

I WOULD BE A PERFECT MOTHER TO A CLONE OF ME AND SHE WOULD BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO ALL OF YU

Hella mushroom time go

THE MOON

ABSOLUTELY SCREAM SONG LYRICS FOR AN HOUR UNTIL YOU ARE MAXIMALLY WEIRD

oh you're not a lowly animal yeah? i bet. hey what happens if you don't eat for like. a day. bet that's not pleasant

come on. you're embarrassing yourself. it's ok if you don't like sex but grow up

girls who are totally better than everyone else because they're "above their base animal instincts" when they get their arm broken

Doing a magical girl transformation into a perfectly blank mannequin and dropping straight to the floor