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oh anthropic is profitable? i guess that makes theft of the commons at unprecedented scale and destruction of the environment to power the machine that automates the wholesale slaughter of meaning okay then and i will promptly reevaluate my position on AI is what i would say if i were insane

Mrs. Truffle

@heni.lol

Anthropic is “profitable” in the sense they’re not

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Eniko Fox

@enikofox.com

i dont really know if they are or not i dont speak whatever the fuck language IPO docs are written in

Mrs. Truffle

@heni.lol

The books are cooked in a way where you invite the most basic corporate CPO and he opens them and just stares at you really dead and says “this is certainly going to keep me employed” and you know you won’t survive the valuation despite Claude saying the books were fine

FaeAlicia System

@faealicia.bsky.social

Good news, everyone! Neither does Anthropic. Their damn reports don't use standard measurements and Ed Zitron summed it up pretty nicely: "We're profitable if you remove all the debt."