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Did they find a dozen billion dollars under a rug or something? Also, yeah, "profitable" economically maybe. But there's a handful of things beyond "money" in this world. Ecology, humans, these pesky stuff.

If I've got my numbers right, you take the $80bn loss add the $16bn revenue that equals $0.5bn profit 🤷 IPO time!

They're only profitable with non-gaap accounting. These are monopoly dollars and fairy dust.

not hard to be profitable when you can navigate around basically every environmental and IP legislation on the planet, nevermind basically every tech company and government pushing your product for free. so provided all that crap keeps happening the IPO is sound

Opponents of generative AI should really stop referring to training AI as theft, as it undermines their credibility. Theft is one depriving another of their property. If I steal your cellphone, you no longer have it. Thus, no, it's not the theft of the commons at all. It's simply machine learning.

Lies, damned lies and statistics! ;)

The books are cooked in a way where you invite the most basic corporate CPO and he opens them and just stares at you really dead and says “this is certainly going to keep me employed” and you know you won’t survive the valuation despite Claude saying the books were fine

Good news, everyone! Neither does Anthropic. Their damn reports don't use standard measurements and Ed Zitron summed it up pretty nicely: "We're profitable if you remove all the debt."

We CLEARLY have a well running SEC that's paying attention. Just like everything else right now, the rule of law is working just fine (i.e. as intended).

um ur wrong i put my bottle of Heinz FIFTYSEVEN in the blender and i got tomato juice sorry anthropic wins

well you know you can use two slurp juices on a single IPO

Slavery is quite profitable too, I guess we should bring slavery back (An AI CEO, probably)

ill do anything for upvotes in r/retrogamedev!!!!