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Hilarious for my health insurance to email with stuff like "When things feel hard, support can help" offering a theoretically depressed me the opportunity to talk to someone from BLUE SHIELD lmao yeah man that'll fucking help, just what I needed

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

Oh yeah you can't have the treatment your doctor ordered because we took that off your plan's formulary last year and didn't tell you but we do have some agents standing by who you can chat with. It's actually super fun, you can kind of make a game out of guessing whether they're AI

23/10/26, 1:49 am8 reposts177 likes

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

I'm not depressed but how about you guys stop sending me emails so it stays that way

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

As my ancestors no doubt said a lot, get tae fuck

Petrichor3075

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Seeing your last name I'd expect your ancestors to say something more like "Dégage, putain!".

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

Some of them would have said something like that, no doubt! A great grandfather worked all his life as a carny outside Montreal

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧@anneymarie.bsky.social

Unfun fact: insurance companies spam patients’ doctors to suggest new meds or different meds for them. E.g. Suggesting 5+ medications you’ve already tried and had bad reactions to bc they’re generic and cheaper than the one that works safely!