Ian Boudreau

Flávio, these are all really good ideas

There can never be another "water under the bridge" administration ever again, and part of that is going to involve shaming everyone on board with this one - voters included - as the disgusting pig racists they are

That's all of us too, in our every day lives, not just talking a good game online

Whatever other merits the line did or didn't have, it was artisan crafted to land directly on this idiot's wavelength. Straight into his brain like elephant foot alpha particles

Broadening recognition of a shared global struggle for human rights and dignity is indeed fatal for Yglesias's worldview

That worldview is essentially "lefties are wrong about everything"

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

What do you think it was you dummy, a 2,000-seat iceberg detection device

Okay time to go to bed I think

I've decided not to deal with this right now

The literacy crisis is people thinking Obama was dogging Cheesecake Factory when in fact he was saying it was opulent and covered in gold

SIR, are you SAYING SIR, that you are TOO GOOD for the CHEESECAKE FACTORY? Or one of Saddam Hussein's notably understated palaces?

Can't really come up with a workable objection to Nicki Minaj being press secretary at this point

First White House Press Secretary to appear in a Call of Duty game

Can't really come up with a workable objection to Nicki Minaj being press secretary at this point

Could be a fun week, who knows

Nice try Barack HUSSEIN Obama but I know the Cheesecake Factory isn't a real place