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Finally took an actual look at that new Tesla "Roadster" and holy shit that thing is ass

I'm assuming all the specs are essentially bullshit, who cares. Just as an object on the road it looks like dogshit

Look at this thing

Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks

The first all electric VBIED

Note that, should you be on the "invite only" list for the premium 'Rocket' edition that can do the little airborne kickflip, you have another 40 liter air tank where the passenger seat would normally be (which, lol, yeah you aren't going to need that anyway)

Anyway yeah that thing is never coming out. Here's Marques Brownlee's video on it youtu.be/scwlR0QHGOk

The dreams of wannabe Epstein island invitees side-swiping bollards and instantly pink misting will never die

So the Tesla stockholders should sell on Monday, right?

They should hold on, and get screwed over.