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Afteri graduated college they a big deal about how a student spoke in front of the United Nations and I looked and said "remember when she nearly burned her dorm room down"

It’s a great bit in Lamb by Christopher Moore that all the other moms in Galilee hate Mary b/c she won’t stop bragging that her son Jesus is the son of God and savior of mankind.

My literal brain loves the idea of a 26-year old seminarian, a year away from being ordained a priest, fighting with his adult brother over a recently-debuted He-Man toy.

God punches in mysterious ways

So why shouldn't that vaunted infallibility be used to fix my laptop?

Can you imagine if they really do have cloned heads of Hitler or some sort of aliens-in-jars type shit? (Or any of the other really weird, really crazy conspiracies.)

You, sir, need to stop being a tool of Satan

If you refuse to share your He-Man toys with the mouthpiece of God, don't you kinda deserve to be punched in the face?

Leo to Microsoft "Jesus is my Copilot."

that’s why you don’t go to the ex cathedra well too often. hurts the brand