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See, this bear is much safer where it is now, it is in the care of true professionals of the Pooh field, and anyone from Britain can simply get a ticket and go see him for themselves, so there’s no issue

I heard the NY Public Library said that only it can be trusted to preserve the bear, and that the Brits are too barbarous to be trusted so really they are doing them a favor.

You must understand, the bear was in a locked cabinet in the British Museum, which was raided by Americam Archeologists, who ripped the cabinet off the wall, smashed it, and stole the bear. A very un-British thing to do.