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A methhead burned down a 3500 year old tree called the Senator in Florida when she made a fire so she could better see the meth she was trying to smoke. TYL

You can explore the Methuselah Trail in the White Mountains just outside of Big Pine, CA and see all the most ancient Great Basin bristlecone pines, including 4,858 yr old Methuselah tree. In fact, it's probable there are other unnamed bristlecone pines in Inyo National Forest that are even older.

Depending on which pyramid we're talking about the tree was maybe one to four centuries old at the time. Not sure I'd call that "ancient" considering that tree is still around and in need of a proper superlative to put that order of magnitude age difference into perspective.

TIL the bluesky staff has gone down the AI psychosis rabbit hole. You really are such a disappointment Elon Lite ๐Ÿคญ