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As usual, the answer to "What am I supposed to do with the worst thing in my inbox this week" is "make you all look at it," so: Here is a Supreme Court game that requires you to do oral argument in real cases while pixelated AI versions of the justices get annoyed and ask you questions

scotusthenine.orgSCOTUS Simulator: Argue Before The NineArgue a landmark case before a simulated Supreme Court bench, live voice or text. Nine AI justices question you, confer, and hand down opinions.

Jay Willis

@jaywillis.net

I tried Trump v Anderson but so far mostly it's been justices getting upset with me for cursing and reprimanding me for inviting them to participate in mutual combat

22/10/26, 6:01 pm5 reposts59 likes

MayorBrowser

@mayorbrowser.bsky.social

Re-arguing Heller in an extremely bad Italian accent until pixel Scalia freaks the fuck out.

Jesse Kodadek

@jkodadek.bsky.social

Was about the link the "Scalia was a Diversity Hire" article before realizing that @jaywillis.net himself wrote it!

jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

@jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

I always play this game before writing the actual brief. So much more fun this way.

Craig

@thelordgod.bsky.social

Can I argue why the rape investigation into Brett Kavanaugh should have been reopened because it wasn't pursued the way it was supposed to be by the FBI?

Andrew

@therealveon.bsky.social

Having Thomas talk during questioning immediately makes this entire endeavor unrealistic.

John Kowalke

@fawalken.bsky.social

Reading this is kind of cathartic, maybe you should do some more of this.