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This is one of the most holy sh*t stories I’ve ever read in my life. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

[Scanning a pigeon in the Merlin app] Me: *nodding* I thought so…

"For me, it's completely about every single day how many people's lives are better because of what we do. ... Access to health information is a basic human right.... Empower power with information." - Elizabeth Holmes to Bill Clinton January 26, 2015 ... followed by Josh Kushner

Muttering to myself after I see a blonde-haired blue-eyed Argentinian

Jay Leno voice: did you see this? These guys with the AI girl friends? You think things are going great till you find out she’s been cheating with your smart fridge.

100% they provided the rifle here because the teen was unable to afford one or otherwise unable to legally procure one—but the feds wanted to charge 18 USC 924(c) which likely adds ~10 years to a sentence.

No normie ever called me a libtard

if I had a Time Machine, I'm not going back to change history, I’m only going back to be in the room where Don Cheadle reveals he’s actually going to have a flawless cockney accent in Oceans 11

You shouldn’t be allowed to run a company selling military targeting AI if you’re this coked up.

Lmao this looks like a racist French Teletubbies

incredible interaction i saw in the comments section of downdetector earlier

Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Gift link ;) www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...

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This is vile gaslighting by the NJ AG, covering up for violent assaults by state cops on peaceful protesters tonight. Gas masks and helmets are not “arms”. The only people who put the public at risk were the cops. What a disgusting performance.

This is an actual Thirteenth Amendment violation, because they have not been convicted of any crime.

Can eating sand make you feel less hungry?

yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”

JFK completes mostly successful Dallas parade.

if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

fundamentally unjust in their founding, always playing the victim, claiming underdog status despite their materially dominant position - sorry but they might be cooking with this one

Saw Gerrera

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

The Constitution and a court order both say that the Everglades detention facility must allow people access to their attorneys. Instead of complying, guards are cutting off people’s phone access and beating people who speak up.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits