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Yep. Were toast.

It would be best if Exact Sciences, which has a similar logo for its main product, doesn't sponsor a Bowl.

Pop Tart Energy ❤️

I’m still laughing about the poptart creeping up behind the ref.

I thought it was the that tried to assassinate Trump but we don't talk about him

I think the teams with losing records don't get in on it. In any case, it's definitely why I don't really care for college football myself when compared to other sports, especially basketball (either college or professional). That being said, I am rooting for ASU to win it all this year.

LOVE the Pop-Tart Energy! That was the funnest game I ever watched! Everyone was into the Pop-Tart Vibe! Too fun!

Thank you kind sir!

It's muffin time!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly!

Pop tart: "CONSUME MY FLESH AND YE SHALL ASCEND!"

lol that’s horrible

Ah yes that one scene from Ultima 7: Serpent Isle, when The Avatar is about to sacrifice himself to be cremated in order to restore the serpent of balance and bring order back to the cosmos.

Funny thing is this is the second year in a row that this happened here...

It was rough watching them send a good pop tart to his death, but sacrifices must be made.

Is there anything more peak than the Pop Tarts bowl?

Waving a sign that says "Dreams really do come true" before being lowered into a giant toaster to emerge as an "immortal" pastry that the winning team immediately begins to devour... you can't make this stuff up!

It was the BEST;game I have watched this season, and the Pop-Tart thingie was funny AF! It was just a fun Game all the way around! Yay!

Damn. I'm extra sad now

That's a big smile for a guy about to be burnt alive then rip apart and eaten. Is the doughboy giggling now? He's next.

Love that energy! ✨ Here’s to making 2025 our best year yet! What are you most excited to tackle in the new year? #NewYearVibes #2025Goals

Iowa STATE, someone corrected me. LOL

Entering as Jan 1, 2024. Exiting as December 28, 2024.

This is literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television.

At first I thought it was the popup tent they use to put injured quarterbacks down. #ToasterofDeath

Pop tarts bowl has stolen my heart ever since they embraced the insanity of feeding a mascot to the winning team.

The new remake of The Wicker Man is weird.

Probably with this song in mind also. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlu1... (If it fits, why quit the shit?)

Love Cyclones!

This is sick…in both ways.

Recutting the ceremony with Phoebe Bridgers I know the end

I watched part of that game and I've never seen so many toasters.

Pop tarts are the most authentically American food to come out of the 60s that have endured through many generations. I'm a Baby Boomer and I love Pop Tarts for what they are and it's an ode to the toaster pastry that just doesn't have that special taste once toasted Cinnamon Brown sugar! Yum!

Absolutely perfect for the IQ of the crowd......

Pop tarts nihilism

The new remake of The Wicker Man is weird.

Pretty much.

That tracks.

that is a high-quality handle you got there.

I was surprised there weren’t more defibrillators on the field at the Pop Tarts Bowl.

My besties dog ate/hid ~22 Pop-Tarts while we were at a family Christmas gathering. We've found the ones under the couch cushions. More hiding spots to be found? We'll see.

did it happen again????

Pop-Tarts are the perfect metaphor for modern politics. They’re flashy on the outside, full of empty calories on the inside, and no matter what flavor you pick, you’re probably getting toasted in the end

📌

Ritual suicide/sacrifice like the ancient Aztecs(?)

Pop Tarts are made to be eaten. This one is fulfilling its life mission—the beauty is in the cycle playing out with such pageantry

getting toasted has new meaning🤔