dr peppermint patty

this was gonna be a sidebar to something else i’m working on and then it wound up being 2500 words longtime friends may have noticed some shifts in my fandoms. new folks may be curious. i needed to write about it to process it better

bubble says what

Simultaneously, the Giants were playing Washington on Monday Night Football at the Meadowlands.

no

keep doin that wordle tho we’re all real proud of your streak

sad news about tommy devito’s agent. rip

no

sure sex is great but

his campaign was a veritable tank engine

sorry to the rays but should’ve asked me

I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED

reminds me of my friend’s roommate freshman year, brad bradley

congratulations to the bmt’s eastern division on finally getting the spotlight

according to the elias sports bureau, that was the most runs in an inning in the world series since roger clemens got food poisoning during game 3 of the 2005 world series

this fuckin rules. i hope some crypto guys break rob manfred’s thumbs over this world series or something

i’m getting better at logging on, seeing that people are seething with rage over something apparently mundane, and simply logging off rather than trying to understand or god forbid join in

breaking: zohran even cooler than you realized

curtains for zoosha???

that is correct! the nfl receptions leader is the arizona cardinals’ tight end

jsn has 58 receptions. nobody else in the nfl has 50. except one guy, who has 59… but can you name him?

people talk about coastal bubbles but they named a whole town in ohio after frasier’s brother

well that’s just not true. at least eighty percent of the time, his father will be in the hospital

jesus h. christ, of the virginia christs

why does cat food smell so much worse than dog food? wet and dry

Lula Goes HARD

they’re tearing down the plastic sheeting and wheeling the champagne out of the bolsonaro hospital wing

don’t let chevrolet’s horseshit race manipulation distract you from the fact that denny hamlin is a colossal fraud

oh fuck that

kyle larson has a whole horseshoe up his ass huh

are doinks more common than ever or do we just see all the doinks now

oh my god shoot the fucking ball

luke o’nien has recently become more important at work than anyone is comfortable with

Here's @marksimon.bsky.social on Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Mark included the Red Sox radio and CBS Radio calls of the bottom of the 10th. The Red Sox announcer sounded more excited for the Mets than Jack Buck! 1986-mets-rewatch.beehiiv.com/p/1986-mets-...

it’s interesting to me that state route signs all are unique, but the county road pentagon is ubiquitous

the afc north is secret ass

#Saddam #cheesecakefactory

hear me out: eminent domain madison square garden

buck naked?

“i was going to vote straight democrat, but then caitlin clark was called for a foul”