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Needs to play in the US Open Cup.

I care.

It absolutely does and it's the reason he is in MLS and not Europe.

You'll never guess what I'm currently writing an article about

Well, you know. After god had created the world, nobody was very impressed by him also creating that one beautiful island in the Pacific.

messi effect: hes the goat and unfortunately this meets general casual fan expectations

Because he's doing it in MLS and I have a rooting interest, I am a Messi hater until he leaves. That's just how it is.

I care 🙋‍♂️

I pretty much stopped watching when he got signed because my team, like every not-Miami team, doesn't have access to the same type of signing. Not to mention the funny math ever since where his team gets more DPs masquerading as something else. It's not a league, it's a Messi-based ponzi scheme

Ok Jason!! You keep on keepin’ on.

I see the hit dog hollers. ✌🏾

This is legitimately funny coming from a Nebraska Cornhuskers football fan. I don't know if you are doing a bit or not, but if you are, 👏

No. His local team is just DC United.

The WC isn't near the same intensity as club football you know that. If he were still able to physically handle Europe he'd be there.

Media outlets talk about it in Spain, but not as a main topic. TBH European fans don't care. Not just about him, but every league out of the continent. If he'd play in Werder Bremen or Crystal Palace his performances would be in every conversation, but aside WC "he doesn't even exists".

Whenever Poochie’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “where’s Poochie?”