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Melania: the early years

She looks feral.

“Preening scowling void of pure nothing” describes so many in the administration

Well I am shocked.

This is an absolute banger.

She has terrible aestheticians.

This is a work of art

That's a tough job since nobody is going to see it

It’s even boring to read about. 🙈

Scowling — obviously. But better imho is HOWLING Void

Yeah maybe she can reserve that for Donald, who was cavorting with Stormy Daniels while Melania was tending to her newborn, or who was the president to enable child separation / children in cages. “Family first everybody! Get it together!”

"To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers." Brilliant line.

Eurotrash gold digging birther.

“ the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chateau, or Hermann Göring’s staring up at his looted Monet.”