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tucker carlson is a foppish frozen TV dinner empire heir, a virulent bigot, and a grotesque opportunist/propagandist. it's embarrassing that NPR editors think he needs more attention for his phony-ass pivot away from a nightmare he helped build

sure, he's a soulless propagandist whose movement destroyed America's already shaky public media while sending the country spiraling into the arms of historically corrupt and bigoted extremists, but HIS DOGS WERE WELL BEHAVED

Nah, they scratched the shit out of him while he was sleeping, remember? Oh wait, sorry. Got it wrong. That was a demon.