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Cable News Executives:

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KATELYN LOL

From what Stormy told us that doesn't take much effort, but your point stands and slays

'Shock and Awe" all over again. (Something, something about history and repeating.)

that must feel so good for the united states military

YES THEY DID

glizzy guzzlin champs

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I've heard that that's not actually all that much, though.

So many mouths, not enough toadstool. Allegedly.

We need someone in office who doesn't act like the red button is viagra. And apparently in the news outlets, too. Wtf.

I'd wager it's barely a mouthful,so I'm sure it went down easy

He we go again...More of their embarrasingly overexcited boosterism of war. They're probably salivating thinking of the ratings boost. Evil ghouls.

Omg

Trump is bad for America but great for CNN. Trump and a war are even better.

Anti-war president my asshole.

This sounds like Claude skirting it's profamity filters while talking dirty

Bravo, truly.

You’re my new favorite person.

It’s getting even more hot and bothered over there with this headline. I’m going to need to avert my eyes.

ilysm

I am not one to kink-shame but…

Bold of Stephen Collinson to put his name on a headline this stupid

Banger

They are indeed gargling the balls and drinking the gravy.

they practically have a leg in there too

Did Trump’s propaganda shop write that? If not, it was clearly written for their benefit.

It’s appalling on so many levels.

Gotta laugh through the tears and puking

CNN is a disgrace and basically just Fox News for moderates at this point.

it's between this and 'Tom Homan's a bitch' for the Pulitzer

I do believe they have gargled the entire pelvis with this one.

Disgusting isn't it

You need xenomorph anatomy for whatever the fuck they’re doing

CNN has been waiting for this bloodfest for some time. They enthusiastically slupred the shaft to be able to write this.

... And yet *I'm* the one choking on it? Excuse me ma'am, this is not what I ordered. This appears to be a WW3, and I asked for a cheese and nut tray. 😒 (Baybee what is wrong with them and how are they this good at gargling balls and this bad at gay rights?!?)

CNN is the Diet Coke of Fox News.

stephen collinson has been practicing ig

CNN going full Linda Lovelace for Trump's bs illegal bombing of Iran is quite the flex. Jake Tapper more than happy to be the fluffer

They've been in on it for quite a while now