Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief

MY TOP FIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES: 1. transgender for everybody 2. the schools will be opened 3. change the climate but in a good way 4. fix all bad things into being good things 5. manhattan project but for arts and sciences

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

"just wanted to let you know that god loves you, by the way" - the southern christian coward's way of calling you a tranny

god only used one rib to create a woman and i used the whole man. god doesn't have shit on me

Hey does everyone remember when two (2) good things happened in one day the other day? wasn't that awesome. two (2) whole things! that were good!!! on the same day even!!!! wow. good times. plural! good timeS! Haha yeah that was pretty cool. loved that for the world. democracy can be good sometimes.

ARE YOU A NEPHEW? If you or a suspected loved one may be at risk of nephew behavior, HELP IS AVAILABLE. Call 1-800-NEPHEWS today to be put in touch with support staff that will help you find your own nephew and get you back on your feet. Call Nephews Anonymous today for a free personal consultation.

i think if you have adhd you should be allowed and actively encouraged to decline meeting invites if you are in the zone. actually i think everyone should be allowed to decline meeting invites all the time. abolish meetings.

so there's no chance he's headed anywhere but florida, right

getting blocked by a catgirl for threatening to get the spray bottle out

guys let’s all go to bed

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Flávio Bolsonaro had his passport confiscated by the Brazilian fed police as his brother Eduardo told him to flee to the US. He is tied to paramilitary gangs, is being investigated & lost his legislative immunity when he left the Senate to run for president. paydayreport.com/brazilian-fe...

extremely funny that violent crime in Oakland is at historic lows while Oakland PD is also having an historic staffing crisis. almost like we should,,, abolish the police perhaps???

hey friends !! if u missed my stream last tuesday, or if you simply wish to relive the magic, you're in luck :) its now uploaded on mixcloud !!! my other stream sets have all been recorded as well and will be available thru a Patreon i'm launching in the upcoming weeks :)

your nephew tells you that he's got a new "side-hustle" taking baseball cards and trying to flip them for 30x market rate by starting a youtube channel about doing trade challenges your niece tells you she's dating a photographer theres a distinction

"im a girl so i cant be a nephew" please press 7 followed by the pound key for the "niece-nephew distinction" explanation

how can you not be romantic about everything

i think if you have adhd you should be allowed and actively encouraged to decline meeting invites if you are in the zone. actually i think everyone should be allowed to decline meeting invites all the time. abolish meetings.

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

ARE YOU A NEPHEW? If you or a suspected loved one may be at risk of nephew behavior, HELP IS AVAILABLE. Call 1-800-NEPHEWS today to be put in touch with support staff that will help you find your own nephew and get you back on your feet. Call Nephews Anonymous today for a free personal consultation.

i am constantly thinking about @juliagiantrat.bsky.social's "nephew principle" in that it's crucial to have a metaphorical nephew in your life who is fucking up their entire life in unfathomable ways so that no matter what you can always go Wow, At Least I'm Not Doing That. I'm Doing Okay In Life.

good pussy sounds like a roland tb-303

this image was clearly made with such burning hate and yet over the years these two have become warm friends. they tapped into something real and true. me when i find a cool stick

i have a lot of fun reading about neuropharmacology because i find it fascinating how many things have been discovered within my life time. there's a staggering amount of information that we know about how our brains work yet there's so much that's still on the forefront of modern medicine.

i've been increasingly feeling Eh on F1 for a variety of reasons and there's always been the less than great taste in my mouth about the nature of the sport, but this is such a targeted Fuck You to their trans viewers that i think i am done with the sport and will not be renewing my subscription.

i tried to use the merlin bird id app for some bird calls and i think my phone is broken because it's just showing me a picture of my roommate's cat meowing in the other room telling me that he's hungry. they got his name and everything.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

if you need money on the line to care about sports youre a fake fan

once again thinking about titanium court. more of you should play that game. easily game of the year if you like magic, are a clown, and/or are a criminal.

if you run a small boutique movie theater and you're showing japanese horror classic House (1977) but calling it "Hausu" i should be allowed to strap your most millennial employees to a chair with duct tape and show them r34 of the kids from bob's burgers until they're begging me to kill them

katie forgot the word leprechaun today and instead called them "tiny irish gnomes"

TOTAL VICTORY

its falling. with style

PSA for cis folks: if a democrat goes on camera and answers a question about trans rights without making an explicit statement supporting trans rights, they're anti-trans

when i say we're going to win what i mean is that you exist, and you exist, and you, and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you youre you right there being you right now and nobody can stop you