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Going outside with a Bluetooth speaker attached to a tall stick with LEDs all over the stick, with a flag on the top, blaring "on the day it finally happens" by malört and savior, and dressed entirely in day-glo is less likely to get me in trouble than fed-taunting online lmao

Sláinte chugat to everyone except him.

A single glorious post of joy, then I'm off to the park with a cake.

Aw man. I've been looking forward for years now to finding out It Happened by logging on, checking your posts and finding an appropriately incoherent collections of letters and punctuation. 8-)

We'll be out celebrating!

As a Canadian, it will be worth getting banned from entering the USA for all the celebrating I'll be doing.

Stock up on your favorite hangover remedy. You might need it.

Unless it happens soon I don’t think we’ll all find out at once. Once that ballroom bunker is up, I think his handlers will move him into it & he won’t be let out. He may make a break for it to search for adoring crowds, but I think they’ll Mitch McConnell him so we won’t know when he goes.

Aaron will probably stroke out in the aftermath.